We made a silly office-sort-of-AU and I doodled and it turned really dreamy and trippy sorry
So uh yeah I wanted to draw more trippy dreaming from this AU…
Only that it’s not much on an AU yet, it’s nothing but shitty dream analysis but haha it’s still fun…
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
SURVIVE? AHHH! WHAT IS THIS, ONCE THEN TWICE AGAIN!? FUCK. THAT FIC FUCKED ME UP, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
DOTTY THE MARAUDERS AU IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
kept the nicknames for reasons
Ymir and Christa from my Ereri fantasy AU fanfic, We’ll Chase the Sun :) Ahh I went crazy with the details :D
The words on the first image are from the poem “The Faerie Queene” by Edmund Spenser.
virus’s face is just
'now listen here you little shit there are actual twins in this show and they sure as hell ain't us and if you want to live long enough to find out who then you better shut your fuckin mouth before i shove a snake up your ass'
Virus and Trip are probably my two favorites right now in the series. Yeah I know the show just started but seriously I actually want to see what happens with them as the show goes on
Oh and if you had to make me pick one to like…I’d take Virus but Trip is a VERY CLOSE second
oh you love virus and trip?
i love the innocence of the new fans
let’s welcome them with some cake.
welcome aboard new fans
- It’s called Master of the Universe.
- It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
- E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
- Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
- She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
- They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
- This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
- Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
- This is my reaction to everything else:
- Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room
he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A REAL THING. I MEAN IT’S NOT LEGITIMATELY CALLED THAT, BUT THE FACEBOOK PAGE IS REAL. AND EVERYONE IS TUCSON THINKS IT’S THE DUMBEST GODDAMN THING EVER.
biggest fans amirite
Also I’m getting only fanfic inspired art out here for now, because I’m doing the OTP chllenge and it may thake a while to finish that.
I don’t get along with my parents very well but here we go
Im reblogging this just for the hilarity of the DmmD reactioms compared to the rest
JUST WAIT DAD. JUST YOU WAIT
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?