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Anonymous asked: Choose between Jean and Marco and you can't have both. Only one may survive.

hopeless-alchemist:

SURVIVE? AHHH! WHAT IS THIS, ONCE THEN TWICE AGAIN!? FUCK. THAT FIC FUCKED ME UP, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

Filed under Snk Fic: otta

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via avengette)

Filed under am I the only one thinking Vampire!Marco for this

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juichibey:

sugarby-21:

eatshotas:

nagisasbitch:

amisbro:

nagisasbitch:

virus’s face is just

'now listen here you little shit there are actual twins in this show and they sure as hell ain't us and if you want to live long enough to find out who then you better shut your fuckin mouth before i shove a snake up your ass'

Virus and Trip are probably my two favorites right now in the series.  Yeah I know the show just started but seriously I actually want to see what happens with them as the show goes on

Oh and if you had to make me pick one to like…I’d take Virus but Trip is a VERY CLOSE second

oh you love virus and trip?

i love the innocence of the new fans

let’s welcome them with some cake.

welcome aboard new fans

(via noizofdmmd)

Filed under Katherine remember when this was me cuz yeah and then no noooooooo dmmd

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

(via theprophetlemonade)

Filed under omg why is this real life

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candice-bear:

Wow.

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A REAL THING. I MEAN IT’S NOT LEGITIMATELY CALLED THAT, BUT THE FACEBOOK PAGE IS REAL. AND EVERYONE IS TUCSON THINKS IT’S THE DUMBEST GODDAMN THING EVER.

candice-bear:

Wow.

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A REAL THING. I MEAN IT’S NOT LEGITIMATELY CALLED THAT, BUT THE FACEBOOK PAGE IS REAL. AND EVERYONE IS TUCSON THINKS IT’S THE DUMBEST GODDAMN THING EVER.

(via forensicfreak55)